The New Way to Foreplay - 3

Too-Long Foreplay

A slow passion buildup is hot—to a point. Quit fooling around and do it already if…

• Your old carpal tunnel has kicked in from so much "handiwork."

• The new seductive sandalwood candle you lit suddenly smells very strong. Oh, wait, it's burned down to the bedside table.

• You've had so much skin-on-skin contact that your boobs are chafing.

• Your Twitter followers have filed a missing-person report.

• The only things you've eaten in the past 48 hours are whipped cream and strawberries.

• You've done the tips in this article so many times that for dirty talk, you're able to recite them to each other.

• You're starting to think that there's such a thing as "blue ovaries."